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Here are a few collected sayings of those irrefutable sources of eternal truth: the little plaques you hang in your kitchen.

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bulletA balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
bulletA clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
bulletI don't do mousework! (With a picture of a kitten.)
bulletA husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
bulletA messy kitchen is a happy kitchen ... And this kitchen is delirious.
bulletHelp keep the kitchen clean ... eat out.
bulletSelf cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself. Mom's off duty.
bulletHousework done properly can kill you.
bulletIf we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
bulletThis is "my" kitchen. I am the boss! If you don't believe it ... start something!
bulletI'm the MOMMY, that's why!
bulletMy next house will have no kitchen ... Just vending machines.
bulletCaution: Cook At Work!
bulletNo husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
bulletThou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
bulletThere are two choices for dinner--take or leave it.

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