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3 Biggest Computer Room Lies:

bulletAs long as you remember to 'SAVE' your input, you'll never lose any files.
bulletWe run the stuff through as fast as it comes in the door.
bulletThe new machines on order.

3 Biggest Large Company Lies:

bulletWe have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
bulletPeople are our greatest resource.
bulletWe say 'let the marketplace decide'.

3 Biggest Small Company Lies:

bulletWe have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
bulletThe boss is just one of the guys.
bulletStaying small is a conscious decision.

3 Biggest Marketing Lies:

bulletImmediate delivery?...No problem.
bulletWe treat every customer as if they were our most important.
bulletWe're going out to lunch to talk business.

3 Biggest Engineering Professor's Lies:

bulletSome day this course will come in handy.
bulletThese tests are more trouble for me than they are for you.
bulletThis is the way they do it in industry.

3 Biggest Executive Lies:

bulletMoney... it's just a score card.
bulletIf it were up to me, there'd be no assigned parking spaces.
bulletYou have to twist my arm to get me to go on a business trip.

3 Biggest undergraduate student starting Physics Lies:

bulletThere are plenty of jobs out there for Physics graduates.
bulletYou'll make lots of money in your professional career.
bulletThe general public respect Physicists.

3 Biggest student teacher lies:

bulletThe school will help and support you all they can.
bulletThis teaching course is interesting and stimulating.
bulletKids today are just the same as when you went to school.

3 Biggest mail order lies:

bulletDelivery of your product will occur within 30 days of ordering it.
bulletIf you're not satisfied with our product we will guarantee a full refund.
bulletWe offer repair of your product free of charge with an accredited repairer in your home state.

3 Biggest retail industry lies:

bulletOur staff are courteous and considerate.
bulletWe try to help you with your problem.
bulletYou can exchange or get full refund on an item that you're not satisfied with.

3 Biggest politician lies:

bulletI'll be factual and to the point.
bulletI'll give you a straightforward answer to your question.
bulletThe government doesn't waste taxpayers money.

3 Biggest parent lies:

bulletWe're doing this for your own interest.
bulletYou can have that (do that) later (when you're older).
bulletThe family can't afford it now.

3 Biggest supermodels lies:

bulletWomen normally look like that.
bulletWomen should look like that.
bulletFasting and dieting is good for your health.

---------------A Final Thought ...

"A truth that’s told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent."

- William Blake (1757–1827), English poet

 

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